i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later

sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later


alldeanneedsissamandpie:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

no but


laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:



OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED




IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES 

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:


OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

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IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES 

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fleshcircus:

what a day that must have been


covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 


thefabulousoriginal:

worthlesswhitebitch:

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
[screams internally]
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

These are so fucking beautiful.

I freaking love old people.

thefabulousoriginal:

worthlesswhitebitch:

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

These are so fucking beautiful.

I freaking love old people.


interruptingpanda:

shadows-and-starlight:

imgonnariverdance:

jackiemakescomics:

Superneutral 

I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing

But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.
Meeting people,Doing things,The usual business.

Team Free Whatever

interruptingpanda:

shadows-and-starlight:

imgonnariverdance:

jackiemakescomics:

Superneutral 

I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing

But seriously guys, just imagine them leading humdrum lives like ours.

Meeting people,
Doing things,
The usual business.

Team Free Whatever


Warning Major Spoiler! 

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.