when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
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that was so good, i baked you a pie
guess what flavor
that one of the man on the train is actually from an old movie.
^ it still happened why to heckie would that make a difference
DR. BADASS FOR KING OF HEAVEN AND WAR GENERAL FOR HUMAN SOULS 2014 CAMPAIGN GO
How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
Or the first five minutes of spn seeing a spirit
BEIGN IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF SPN DOESN’T SOUND VERY FUN BUT OK
If this isn’t the best analogy for the government shutdown, I just don’t know what is.
Click here to watch the entire segment.
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy