
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
most well behaved poultry
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
hey guys remember these things
i just lost a follower
it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes

Black hole consumes a star
If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.
I think it should be added that those jets are pure energy being spewed out by the black hole. There is just so much energy and mass going into the black hole at one time that it overloads and shoots out for lightyears into space.
i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be
(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you
well well well we meet again